When you discovered your fave Marc Jacobs heels had been destroyed by the puppy you swore you were going to kill her. But after spending the next several days convincing the kids that you weren’t really going to harm fido, you’ve tried to watch how you word things.

Indulge their sense of the literal with these locally designed tees from Oh Fiddlesticks. All of the playful artwork is hand-drawn by a duo of hip Austin mommas who love making shirts that make you think before you speak.

Which is what you’re working on anyway.

Oh Fiddlesticks t-shirts can be found locally at Izzy & Ash and Best Dressed Kids and online at www.etsy.com.